Do As I Do

Prince Harry is in today’s papers, pictured drinking from a can, whilst dressed in a wig and wearing a bracelet and a pink garland. And sporting a light blue and gold tie. This apparently signifies his membership of the exclusive “TT” Society. This club for bored toffs is seemingly dedicated to drinking until you throw up and making a prick of yourself. Exclusive? Sounds like half the lads in Radcliffe could be eligible...