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Tyson is a beer hound and cheese addict living in the beery metropolis paradise known as Manchester
If the people are buying tears, I'll be rich someday, Ma

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Baa-army Behaviour

A 27 year old man has been arrested on suspicion of sexually molesting sheep in London. Apparently not the brightest bulb in the box, he conveniently kept leaving his clothes behind for the boys in blue to find. Now, I know that it’s a bit grim in the big L. What with Bonkers Boris now running the show, pea-soupers, and the like. Not to mention the difficulty of getting a good pint and finding somewhere to serve you after 11pm. But really, is this what cockney sparrows do for fun when not manning their stalls in Albert Square?

3 comments:

Tandleman said...

I am sure they can get a mail order blow-up sheep and then sort things out in the privacy of their own homes!

Tyson said...

TM

You're right of course. But, as you well know, they don't come cheap.

Anonymous said...

maybe its because im a londoner...