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Tyson is a beer hound and cheese addict living in the beery metropolis paradise known as Manchester
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Wednesday, 18 March 2009

White Lines (Don't Do It)

Licensee Pauline Terry was outraged at police suggestions that drugs were rife in her nightclub, Club Compass. An earlier raid had found traces of drugs in the toilets and serving areas. This and various other licence breaches led to her being fined £1000. Still, determined to defend the club’s honour, she wrote a letter to Ramsgate police. Unfortunately, as it turns out, probably not a good idea. For the letter was covered in cocaine. She’s subsequently been stripped of her licence and is, strangely, currently unavailable for comment.

1 comment:

Dubbel said...

Ha! Cocaine in Ramsgate?? Never.