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Monday, 10 May 2010

What You Looking At?

A woman has spoken of her shock after opening a tin of pears only to find that one slice looked like a demonic face. Easily shocked New Zealander, Wendy McMahon, who was feeling "a bit peckish", when she opened the tin, was stunned by the scary fruit staring back at her.

It appeared to have two slits for eyes, a nose, and a mouth containing buck teeth. Mrs McMahon, who has now posted photos of the pear slice on the internet, said: "I thought, Oh my God, is that a face?"

Answers on a postcard...


RedNev said...


For heaven's sake, don't ever show her a mandrake root.

NAM said...

It's Lord Voldemort.

Why is JK Rowling tampering with our tinned fruit and how can she be stopped?

Sid Boggle said...

Elvis hasn't aged well, has he?