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Tyson is a beer hound and cheese addict living in the beery metropolis paradise known as Manchester
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Tuesday, 27 July 2010

Everybody's Gonna Be Happy

Heart warming proof-positive that binge drinking is still thriving. Yes, despite these harsh times, it’s still possible to get out of your tree for very little. And not in some student hovel or even a Wetherspoons, but a fully fledged, respected real ale outlet.

Wyldes is attempting to play everyman for everyman by selling both pongy beer and offering vodka shots for £1. Now I like vodka and I like garlic, but which is best? No need to fight it out as now there is there the garlic shot. Which must be good, right? Wrong, it’s not. It's very wrong. I didn’t try the Habanero Chilli but note it came with the same warning*

*Not suitable for pregnant women, people with heart conditions, or pussies.

7 comments:

Tandleman said...

Not suitable for people with pussies? That's illegal surely?

Tyson said...

There is a comma after heart conditions. But can a pub even get away with calling people "pussies"? It's strange phrasing when you think of it, actually.

Cooking Lager said...

Looks like a classy place.

RedNev said...

I misread this posting at first as garlic-flavoured real ale being on offer. That would be curious ~ revolting no doubt, but curious.

Paul Garrard said...

Garlic vodka is one of those strange products that survive because of their novelty value even though they taste like shite.

Tandleman said...

Paul - are you sure you aren't muddling up vodka made with garlic with vodka made with shite? (-;

Cooking Lager said...

No cheesey vodka?