Customer 1: “What about that no fly zone in Libya, eh? That’ll stop that bastard Gaddafi bombing his own lot!”
Customer 2: Yeah, talk about an iron fist. He’ll do anything to stay in power.”
Customer 1: “Bit like John Clarke*.”
*JC is the chairman of Stockport & South Manchester CAMRA. Any analogy is, of course, completely spurious as he has never, to the best of my knowledge, ordered the Stockport Air Force to open fire on dissenting CAMRA members. Or has he...?.